Geeky White Boys Get Some Lovin

Hey if a douchebag like Colin can get some loving why can't I?
Ericka Dunlap Miss America 2004 For Christ's Sake

A complete diversion

In the early 90s the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco And Firearms took a lot of slack due to conservatives who didn't like how they handled Ruby Ridge and Waco (one is about a militant racist buying sawed off shot guns and the other about a religious group stock piling weapons). What I hate about this is this comes from the same people who condemn rock and roll as promoting self destructive immoral behavior. I see people wearing shirts that say "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenient store not a government agency" and I want to slap these morons because out here in the boonies and the streets of the major cities that's actually about all they sell at convenient stores. Rows and rows and rows of alcohol, tobacco and gun paraphernalia everywhere. And if the organization was the Bureau of Masturbation, Marijuana and Gambling these so called "family value" fascists would have no problem with it. And let's look at the difference between these 3 parallel addictions based deviant actions. First Alcohol and Masturbation both used by depressed people but masturbation doesn't cause car wrecks or domestic abuse leading to tens of thousands of deaths. Next Marijuana and Tobacco, obviously marijuana is medical in some cases but I won't say that if it were legalized corporate dickweeds wouldn't add rat poison but with regulation pure marijuana can not kill a person by overdose whereas tobacco kills over 100,000 people per year even non-smokers and finally gambling vs firearms, what's the similarity the dreams of easy money from desperate people. Gambling creates jobs and guns kill 10,000 people in America every year. And I hate the saying "if you outlaw guns only criminals will have guns" well yes and then you arrest them for having the gun instead of using them and don't say it's a bad idea when the next time someone gets shot you know you're gonna say why wasn't there anything anyone could do But hey I don't want to change legislation or control the government I just want to put some perspective out there because I have no agenda except to rant against blazing hypocrisy. The actions of the people are more important than the law and even moreso their attitudes. Every one of these six things can be self destructive I know and I don't condone them it's just that for consistency sake I wanted gun freaks and tobacco advocates to see how stupid they sound

A serious matter (Sex Laws)

I got a question, Why is statutory rape dealt with harder than any other sex crime? Prostitution is probably the closest second in sex crime prosecution. Date rape is often laughed out of court as violent rape is pushed aside. Incest is ignored as a hidden dirty family secret and pedophilia (the sexual manipulation of non-pubescent adolescents through violence and/or coercion or any other means really) is handled in lawsuit pay offs. Teens are advocated to have sex with each other by corporate interests as it puts interest in products that appeal to the sexual appetite of their peers (Axe body spray, Tag body spray, any brand name of clothes, diet supplements or exercise equipment) It's simple tell people to think about it at a younger age and your potential clientèle widens considerably from 21 and up to 18 and up to 16 and up to 14 and up. I'm not suggesting people from the ages of 14-21 don't think about sexual attraction naturally on their own, but why push Extenze, KY jelly, TrimSpa on teen oriented shows like South Park, Family Guy, etc (face it, it's not our grandparents watching those shows). And if teens explore sex with each other a few parents might get mad but the law does nothing. Now of course I would never suggest that the hook ups that occur on Myspace, Craigslist etc are legit and are nothing to worry about. But age is not the issue, it's predatorial mindsets that can occur at any age. Sociopaths are generally diagnosed from 15 and up 3 years before becoming legal. Before then they are labeled a less harsher Defiance Disorder diagnosis. Certain activities are somewhat of a give away of whether the sexual encounter was purely mutual or somewhat manipulated. Drugs and alcohol suggest rape, condoms don't. Foreplay not rape (typically) golden showers and violent scars typically rape unless the recipient is a masochist which is an issue that should for one's own health be under some counseling to deal with that problem if wanted to and the performing sadist should be psychologically consulted to see if his tendencies are a threat to non-consenting partners (potential victims to be blunt). However legal enforcement does not want to put this much focus on any particular case. They don't mind exercising extreme power over the situation but they don't actually want to deal with the situation. But my overall point is America and the industrially advanced world has reached a point where it is inevitable that the law on statutory rape will be the old yet crudely phrased adage "if there's grass on the field play ball" This is the basis of my theory Hollywood has catered to the demolition of age of consent laws (and yet I don't want to hear politicians and preachers whine how they hate this happening, lest we ever forget the hypocrisy of Bristol Palin)
Brooke Shields
May 31, 1965
The Blue Lagoon
June 20, 1980

Jodie Foster
November 19, 1962
Taxi Driver
February 8, 1976

Sue Lyon
July 10, 1946
Lolita
June 13, 1962

Thora Birch
March 11, 1982
American Beauty
September 15, 1999

Nikki Reed
May 17, 1988
Thirteen
August 21, 2001

Scarlett Johansson
November 22, 1984
Ghost World
July 20, 2001

Mariel Hemingway
November 22, 1962
Manhattan
April 25, 1979

Dominique Swain
August 12, 1980
Lolita
September 25, 1997

Rosario Dawson
May 9, 1979
Kids
July 28, 1995

(of course I'm not suggesting if you find any of these women attractive that it would make you a freak I am the last to make that judgment call but it does confirm society's real feelings on adolescent's sex. The fear is simply put the campus urban legend of a man in his 40s calling for a college call girl only to find the agency sends him his daughter. Yeah gross but that's about the tall and short of it)
PS I knew a bisexual woman in college about my age (early twenties) who was open to many things including giving her boyfriend a dildo but couldn't handle her father looking at teen porn and her mother asked what she should do and she suggested divorce and I found out all of this in a five minute conversation of a first encounter so it was more than I could process at the time and I'm a little confused about it now
My main concern now is to make people aware organizations like NAMBLA do not and never will belong with other special interests groups that focus on empowering overlooked minorities. The NAACP and GLAAD protect people from harassment and degradation whereas NAMBLA and the KKK enforce degradation and harassment in much the same way

Neutrogena Babes

• Mischa Barton, actress (The O.C.)

• Josie Bissett, actress (Melrose Place)

• Julie Bowen, actress (Ed, Lost, Boston Legal)

• Jennifer Freeman, actress (My Wife & Kids)

• Jennifer Garner, actress (Alias)

• Angie Harmon, actress/fashion model (Fun with Dick and Jane, Law And Order)

• Jennifer Love Hewitt, singer/actress (Party of Five, Time of Your Life, Ghost Whisperer)

• Vanessa Anne Hudgens,singer/actress (High School Musical)

• Kristin Kreuk, actress (Edgemont, Smallville)

• Diane Lane, actress

• Natascha McElhone, actress (Californication)

• Mandy Moore, singer/actress (A Walk to Remember, Because I Said So)

• Connie Nielsen, actress (Rushmore)

• Hayden Panettiere, actress (Raising Helen, Heroes)

• Kelly Preston, actress

• Emma Roberts, actress (Unfabulous, Hotel For Dogs)

• Gabrielle Union, actress (Bring It On)

• Prachi Desai, actress (Rock On)