Deliciously Sexy

Catwoman Hall Of Fame

Julie Newmar

Lee Meriwether

Eartha Kitt

Michelle Pfeiffer

Halle Berry

Major/Minor/Asperger League

Major League
1st Base French Kissing
2nd Base Groping
3rd Base Mutual Masturbation
Home Run Sex

Minor League
1st Base Holding Hands
2nd Base Kissing
3rd Base Going Steady
Home Run Making Out

Asperger League
1st Base Conversation
2nd Base Eye Contact
3rd Base Physical Contact
Home Run Remembering Their Name

Coital Positions

+ perpendicular bodies
= parallel bodies
m male dominate position/mobility
f female dominate position/mobility
>> facing same direction
>< facing each other

missionary +m><
doggystyle +m>>
cowgirl +f><
reserve cowgirl +f>>
coital alignment =m><
spooning =m>>
amazon =f><
spooning the man =f>>

Honeymoon Roleplaying

Police Woman/Suspect
Nurse/Patient
French Maid/Employer
Belly Dancer/Sultan
Cheerleader/Geek
Schoolgirl/Teacher
Catwoman/Batman
Cowgirl/Farmhand
Teacher/Student

Forms Of Foreplay To Explore

Striptease/Lapdance
Full Body Massage
Dirty Talk
Fondling/Tickling
Love Nibbles/Licks/Bites
Mutual Masturbation/Heavy Petting
Spanking
Facesitting/Smothering/Queening
Outercourse/Dry Humping
Orgasm Denial
Cosplay
Bondage
Foodplay
Exhibitionism
Homemade Porn

Erogenous Zones

Feet/Toes-Ankles
Hands/Fingers-Wrists
Legs/Thighs
Arms/Shoulders
Lips
Scalp
Ears
Neck
Stomach/Waist
Buttocks
Breasts
Vulva/Clitoris, Labia, Mons Pubis

Honeymoon Soundtrack

Fever-Peggy Lee
(Eddie Cooley/John Davenport) 3:21
I Wanna Be Loved By You-Marilyn Monroe
(Bert Kalmer/Harry Ruby/Herbert Stothart) 3:01
Let Me Entertain You-Ann-Margret
(Stephen Sondheim/Jule Styne) 2:26
The Look Of Love-Dusty Springfield
(Burt Bacharach/Hal David) 3:32
Venus-Shocking Blue
(Rob Van Leeuwen) 3:02
Jungle Fever-The Chakachas
(Bill Ador) 4:23
You Sexy Thing-Hot Chocolate
(Erroll Brown) 4:04
Tell Me Something Good-Rufus & Chaka Khan
(Stevie Wonder ) 4:40
Lady Marmalade-LaBelle
(Bob Crewe/Kenny Nolan) 3:55
Toucha Toucha Touch Me (Creature Of The Night)-Rocky Horror Picture Show
(Richard O' Brien) 2:27
Love To Love You Baby-Donna Summer
(Pete Bellonte/Giorgio Moroder/Donna Summer) 3:21
More More More-The Andrea True Connection
(Gregg Diamond) 3:13
Call Me-Blondie
(Deborah Harry/Giorgio Moroder) 3:31
You Shook Me All Night Long-AC/DC
(Brian Johnson/Angus Young/Malcolm Young) 3:30
Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah)-Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
(Gary Glitter/Mike Leandor) 3:47
Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)-The Eurythmics
(Annie Lennox/Dave Stewart) 3:37
Touch Me (I Want Your Body)-Samantha Fox
(Jon Astrop/Pete Harris/Mark Shreeve) 3:44
Justify My Love-Madonna
(Ingrid Chavez/Lenny Kravitz/Madonna) 5:00
I Touch Myself-The Divinyls
(Christina Amphlette/Tom Kelly/Mark McEntee) 3:46
Gett Off-Prince & The New Power Generation
(Prince) 4:31

Wedding Soundtrack

Till There Was You-The Music Man
(Meredith Willson) 2:47
Stand By Me-Ben E. King
(Ben E. King/Jerry Leiber/Mike Stoller) 2:57
Can't Help Falling In Love-Elvis Presley
(George David Weiss/Hugo Peretti/Luigi Creatore) 3:00
In My Life-The Beatles
(John Lennon/Paul McCartney) 2:27
God Only Knows-The Beach Boys
(Brian Wilson/Tony Asher) 2:52
Brown Eyed Girl-Van Morrison
(Van Morrison) 3:04
Love Is All Around-The Troggs
(Reg Presley) 2:59
Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing-Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
(Nicholas Ashford/Valerie Simpson) 2:16
If Not For You-Bob Dylan
(Bob Dylan) 2:41
You Are The Sunshine Of My Life-Stevie Wonder
(Stevie Wonder) 2:59
You're My Best Friend-Queen
(John Deacon) 2:50
Silly Love Songs-Wings
(Paul McCartney) 5:50
Wonderful Tonight-Eric Clapton
(Eric Clapton) 3:42
Woman-John Lennon
(John Lennon) 3:28
Take Me With U-Prince & Apollonia
(Prince) 3:54
Sweet Child O Mine-Guns N Roses
(Guns N Roses) 5:54
Angel-Aerosmith
(Steve Tyler/Desmond Child) 5:07
Like A Prayer-Madonna
(Madonna/Patrick Leonard) 5:51
Head Over Feet-Alanis Morissette
(Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard) 4:27
You're Still The One-Shania Twain
(Shania Twain/Robert Mutt Lange) 3:34

Wedding Scriptures

Genesis 2:18-25
Ruth 1:16,17
Proverbs 5:15-23
Proverbs 31:10-31
Ecclesiastes 4:9-12
Song Of Solomon 4:1-5
Song Of Solomon 8:6,7
Matthew 19:3-9
John 15:11-16
Acts 20:31-35
Romans 8:35-39
Romans 12:9-16
1 Corinthians 7:1-7
1 Corinthians 13:1-13
Ephesians 5:21-33
Philippians 2:1-4
Colossians 3:12-15
Hebrews 13:1-6
1 Peter 3:7-9
1 John 4:11-19

Ideal Wife's Wardrobe

Boyshorts/Bootyshorts
Demi Bra
Pencil Skirt
French Cuff Button Shirt
Espadrilles
Knee High Boots
Scoop Bottom/Halter Top Swimsuit
Smocked Dress
Yoga Pants
Sleep Shirt
Emo Glasses

Double Feature Date Films

Roxanne (1987)/The Truth About Cats & Dogs (1996)
The Princess Bride (1987)/Shrek (2001)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)/ Pay It Forward (2000)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)/Across The Universe (2007)
The Graduate (1967)/ Meet The Parents (2000)
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (1967)/ Something New (2006)
Mozart & The Whale (2005)/ Adam (2009)
Bedazzled (1967)/ Run Fatboy Run (2007)
The Wedding Singer (1998) Music And Lyrics (2007)
Overnight Delivery (1998)/ Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)
As Good As It Gets (1997)/ About A Boy (2002)
Deliver Us From Eva (2003)/ Breakin' All The Rules (2004)
Say Anything...(1989)/Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Annie Hall (1977)/ Manhattan (1979)
The Wizard Of Oz (1939)/ The Muppet Movie (1979)

Ideal Date Locations

Bike Trail
Hike
Bowling
Putt Putt
Movie Theater
Beach
Mall
Concerts
Restaurants
Skating Rinks
Social Get Togethers
Theme Parks
Arcades
Movie Rentals
Museums
Theaters

Ideal Gifts For Her

Flowers
Candy
Stuffed Animals
Mix CDs
Books
Scented Candles
Necklaces/Beaded Jewelry
Rings
Earrings
Body Lotions
Art
Clothing
Lingerie
Massages
Couples Games

Physical Qualities I Would Want In A Wife

Hair: dark, curly, kinky
Lips: pout, full
Cheeks: full, soft
Eyes: soft, almond shaped
Measurement Ratio: 9-7-10 simply pear shaped
Ethnicity/Skin Tone: Latino and/or African
Legs: firm, shapely

Qualities I Would Want In A Wife

Religious/Spiritual Views

• Pacifist
• Deist
• mortality of the soul

Social Causes

• Anti-violence (anti war, anti domestic abuse, anti gun)
• Environmentalist (recycles, clean energy, conservation)
• Equality (housing, employment, education, health care, legal protection)

Personality

• inquisitive, intellectual
• nurturing, affectionate
• assertive, outspoken

Sense Of Humor

• absurdist
• satirical
• observation

Sexuality

• non abusive
• monogamist
• sexually intimate
• open minded

Deal Breakers

• Gun Nut
• Racist
• Alcoholic
• Smoker
• Pro Choice